Fabulous Beyond Compare

a lame ass filipino blogger who's age is the same as the last two digits of the year taken by a hella cool loser and is named frances

snapchatting:

girl: dad i’m pregnant

dad: ha ha nice to meet u pregnant, i’m dad!!!

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co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

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meanplastic:

same

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

everets:

*takes off shirt in front of girl* you like this? i got this pink line from sitting down for a long time. sometimes i get two lines.

(via pizza)

rally-dawson:

ahh yes the sweet smell of feeling excluded from absolutely everything

(Source: rallydawsonmoved, via annabelthchase)

"It’s all about color. It’s about people deciding what you deserve. About people wanting what they don’t deserve. About whites thinking they run this world no matter what."

(Source: crackjuice, via whittynovels)

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

(via doyouwantanawesomejellybaby)

romangod:

somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:

romangod:

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See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.

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