Fabulous Beyond Compare

a lame ass filipino blogger whose age is the same as the last two digits of the year taken by a hella cool loser and is named frances

burntlashes:

getting drunk is just a way of stealing happiness from tomorrow

(Source: burntlashes, via fake-mermaid)

theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks

(Source: thesmuttypirate, via fake-mermaid)

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

(Source: lesbolution, via fake-mermaid)

brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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mazeltoph:

how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

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ashisbonafide:

killthepariah:

"u still want me right"

"I thought I was supposed to come to you."

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via fake-mermaid)

She likes to sleep. It makes her forget about it.

why can't we chat? -yours

parents. tell you tomorrow.

amydentata:

southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

Kids are too smart for this school crap.

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