solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

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bessonovafan6454:

appleznbananaz:

cloudwatchingangels:

That last gif…

Jake Abel is my spirit animal.

AW RIGHT IN THE NIPPLE

*bottle shatters* “Alright, fuck this shit, I’m done”

thatfunnyblog:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

thatfunnyblog:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

meladoodle:

i was at burger king and my friend robert brought over his food and drink and he took a sip and looked kinda confused. i was like whats wrong? and he said ‘this lemonade tastes kinda watery’ and i took a sip and i couldnt stop laughing it was literally water, like plain water and he’d used the wrong tap. i was like ‘kinda watery? this is water, robert’

lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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lindsaylohansmugshot:

my friend played the most fucked up prank on her mom and there are tears streaming down my face

zelakk:

*gets busted buying cocaine* no officer its a metaphor 

ugly:

this guy in my class is wearing shorts, socks with sandals, a shirt that says swag on it, and a snapback he is definitely straight

HG